Ali_Nejad
Dear Class Action Lawyers: I REALLY appreciate your always thinking of the $7.52 I am entitled to from your multimillion $ settlements. FU.
(about 1 month ago)
Dear Class Action Lawyers: I REALLY appreciate your always thinking of the $7.52 I am entitled to from your multimillion $ settlements. FU.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
@OGochocinco You got a quick cameo in the newest Press Hop video. Watch it. Funny stuff. "@sportsnation: Press Hop 2: http://bit.ly/9dWGNu"
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Grocery store parking lots: where door dingers & people who fail their license tests hang out.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/2982rn - Hospital traffic control. Also, sweet linoleum.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
I'll take Russian DirecTV guy over Old Spice guy. Mini giraffe for the win lol.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Ran into Danny Archer, Billy Costigan, Howard Hughes &
Frank Abagnale Jr. last night at SoHo house...#indirectnamedrops
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
I wanna hit up @SpinHollywood today for some mean ping pong. Stamos? Drama? Who's in? I'm being serious. Bring it.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
You know when you just KNOW the valet did something fishy to your car? If only I spoke car, I could find out. Hmm, Rosetta Stone?
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
@philnolimits @rafefurst: My AIR records: longest on lake sans fish, fastest arrival- to-injury time, most "Falun Gong" tilt. Good times.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Still chillin @philnolimits ranch. Cell phone/internet service finally restored. Email backlogs & backwoods don't mix.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/268nuj - This is what happens when you let poker players into the ER...
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Arm & ATV unbroken. Skin & ego - not so much lol. "@PhilNoLimits: @Ali_Nejad crashed my ATV. Went to hospital with potenially broken arm."
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Market Tip: buy Advil stock. I will single handedly be giving them a Q3 boost. Soooo sooore.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/260b6b - Here's some of the damage. Still waiting to be seen. Road rash hurts.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/25zht5 - At the ER now. This was the slightly before pic...
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Trip advisory: Do NOT use the Spokane Int'l Airport men's room, baggage claim, stall 1, for at least the next 15min. Also, Hello Washington!
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/25mc91 - Reventon: instrument cluster. I feel like a fighter pilot.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/25m9gc - Reventon: interior. These cows died honorably.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/25m7z5 - If you have $1.8 million burning a hole in your pocket...1 of 20 in the world. Sick.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
My TV develops a blue line across the screen last night. Good thing I have a 5yr warranty...that expired 4 weeks ago!! Grr. Well played.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Just got done watchin the World Cup final & I can't tell who played worse: Holland, or the ref.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Dear flight attendant: Mariah Carey doesn't bring me peanuts & ginger ale, so why are you singing!!?? It's a flight, not an audition.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Of course. I HAVE to walk past an airport sports bar when flying home to watch World Cup on DVR. #FML
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Suite @ PH: $0. Food&Bev: $0. 24hr rally back to even from -$10k in Pai-Gow & poker: uh, also $0. http://twitpic.com/24ay7v
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
