Ali_Nejad
Dear Class Action Lawyers: I REALLY appreciate your always thinking of the $7.52 I am entitled to from your multimillion $ settlements. FU.
(about 6 hours ago)
http://twitpic.com/1tm2w5 With legendary Lamborghini test driver Valentino Balboni. They made a special edition Gallardo for this guy! #ULE3
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1tm08q Just wrapped 1st session on track, now it's fiancee's turn. 2 laps w/ instructor then she flies solo! #ULE3
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1tlf1u My Nera in the tech inspection bay. I hope they don't grab its exhaust and ask it to cough. #ULE3
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1tleep Bumped into a matte white LP560-4 on the freeway on the drive over. #ULE3
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Just got to CA speedway for a Lamborghini track day. Stay tuned for tons of pics and videos! www.ule3.com #ULE3
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Lost big last night playing poker. Now I keep thinking about the things I would have rather done with the money, like burn it.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
Next time I see some jerk drop a cigarette butt out of a car window, I'm picking it up, and throwing it back in their car. Who litters!?
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
2 Beverly Hills weddings in the books. The bar has been set pretty high. Goodbye savings. I'll miss you.
(about 1 month ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1s9l44 I challenge you to be somewhere worse than I am right now...RT'ing all worthy contenders.
(2 months ago via twitter)
I haggled with my dentist today. Still don't know if it's because I'm Persian, or because he's Persian.
(2 months ago via twitter)
What a joke. Kobe airballs and RonRon stumbles onto heroics. Friggin luck-sacks.
(2 months ago via twitter)
I wanna go take a leak on a BP station. Then when the employees try to make me stop I'll tell them I don't know how to shut it off.
(2 months ago via twitter)
Added "snap call" to Annie Duke Poker Tutor Glossary because of watching the NHUPC when @Ali_Nejad said I snap called a bet by @Erik_Seidel.
(2 months ago via twitter)
@joeugly's bday dinner with @realannieduke @howardhlederer & @jeffreypollack. @drdrew & Natalie Portman here too. http://twitpic.com/1qu2mc
(2 months ago via twitter)
Tomorrow is @JoeUgly's birthday! At Osteria Nozza for a pre birthday dinner with @Ali_Nejad and @JeffreyPollack. http://yfrog.com/14e1mtj
(2 months ago via twitter)
Good ol' shameless 330pm wake-up. We all know what the early bird gets, but what does the late one end up with?
(2 months ago via twitter)
RT @ogochocinco Me and the homie @ali_nejad, help him get to a million followers people http://twitpic.com/1q6jc1
(2 months ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1q5a9k Ran into @ogochocinco at Christian Louboutin. Help us get to a million followers. $10k to his millionth!
(2 months ago via twitter)
Best place in the world to party tonight: Milan! 45 years is a long time between Champions League titles.
(2 months ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1prg9b I'm not sayin my neighbor's newest toy isn't sexy, but I can think of other ways to spend $500,000.
(2 months ago via twitter)
To avoid T-boning some idiot I brake hard, then to avoid getting rear ended, I swerve past and almost get into a head-on. #neardeath
(2 months ago via twitter)
Damn, you know you're gettin older when you bring up the smurfs and no one in the room knows what you're talking about.
(2 months ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1oh6n0 Oh yes, yes I did...online poker in the hottub at Caesars spa. Degen.
(2 months ago via twitter)
Sittin in a robe at the Caesars spa playin Full Tilt Poker on a laptop with a wireless card. Think it'll work in the steam room?
(2 months ago via twitter)
