Ali_Nejad
Dear Class Action Lawyers: I REALLY appreciate your always thinking of the $7.52 I am entitled to from your multimillion $ settlements. FU.
(about 6 hours ago)
In the OC for a wedding. If you've never been here's a tip: those aren't Father-Daughter outings you see evrywhere...
(3 months ago via twitter)
Most of my tickets were $25 for no front plate, but the expired meters were like $50-$75 each! #alwaysvalet #carryquarters
(3 months ago via twitter)
Don't ever add up how much you've paid in parking tickets over the course of a year. I feel like the city should've given me an award.
(3 months ago via twitter)
@KCRW will be airing my guest DJ spot w/ @RaulCampos today at 11:10am. Listen live or download at www.kcrw.com & tell me what u think!
(4 months ago via twitter)
The world’s first product launch into the stratosphere. http://bit.ly/9HKxGK (Ad)
(4 months ago via twitter)
Does holding a burrito up to your stomach before eating it make the feat that much more impressive or disgusting?
(4 months ago via twitter)
Driving home with the sunroof open & a bird just pooped on my fianceé's head! I'm guessin pterodactyl based on volume lol. Classic.
(4 months ago via twitter)
If McDonald's figured out how to shrink a McMuffin into pill form ex-lax would go outta business.
(4 months ago via twitter)
Thanks @roselaura for gettin my fianceé hooked on your green smoothies (http://bit.ly/bXOdZT). Now I wake up to a blender every morning!
(4 months ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/1anztv Up early for voice overs today. Announcer's-eye view from the command center...
(4 months ago via twitter)
Watching NBC's Minute to Win It on demand. Loving it - even if it probably just cost me hours of my life attempting senseless stunts.
(4 months ago via twitter)
Cal owned Louisville last night. Duke: you're on deck, & yeah, we've done it to you before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhOgBJ_2ME8
(4 months ago via twitter)
Anyone else have 1 game on on the TV and another one on the laptop? Sports overdosing over here! How do your brackets look? I went 12/16.
(4 months ago via twitter)
Cancer touches all of us. Help fight Lymphoma & Leukemia by donating to @EmeraldScarab's Campaign & LLS! http://bit.ly/cGj8Nw
(4 months ago via twitter)
Didn't sleep last night. Was doing fine until I ate lunch, now fading fast. Must. Rally. March. Madness...Zzzzz.
(4 months ago via twitter)
Just finished 2 full days of research for my NCAA bracket (http://bit.ly/bNu0yX) & my group doesn't even gamble! #negativeequity
(4 months ago via twitter)
Help vote @prahladfriedman into the 2010 WSOP Tournament of Champions $1M freeroll. Top 20 get in! http://www.wsop.com/toc/
(4 months ago via twitter)
Dear flight attendant who started the sing a stupid song over the PA when we land routine: I hate you. It's 8am.
(4 months ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/17z8yf Anybody else at the Pac 10 tourney to watch Cal get down? If so, bring me gum. I got McNugget breath.
(4 months ago via twitter)
Note to self: when your insurance agent is your facebook friend, don't update your status with tales of 200mph driving. Doh!
(4 months ago via twitter)
Set a personal land speed record in the Lamborghini on the freeway last night. 200mph is plain scary! And no, I don't have a pic lol.
(4 months ago via twitter)
http://twitpic.com/17h773 All wrapped up with the Heads Up Poker shoot for NBC. No better way to celebrate than Spago. Yum!
(4 months ago via twitter)
Heads up 1st round is well underway, and so is my quest to dead last in my bracket pool. ARGH!
(4 months ago via twitter)
Just got to Caesars Vegas for the Heads Up Poker Championships. This is the greatest city for catching people checking out your girl.
(4 months ago via twitter)
